hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
GUYS
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED
#911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE DARK LORD SAURON #MY FORTRESS AT BARA-DUR IS COLLAPSING????? PLEASE SEND HELP
“There’s no such thing as a meaningless, worthless, or stupid dream.”
Most thought out tactic in film history.
Han Solo gets shit done.
Absolutely genius.
Flawless.
Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.
More like Han YOLO
HAN YOLO.
(Source: theendofanuntoldstory)
-Rub my back softly.
-Play with my fingers when we hold hands.
-Kiss my forehead.
-Rub my leg.
-Wrestle with me.
-Hug me long and tight.
-Kiss me when I’m upset.
-Trace my skin.
-Look me in the eyes.
if you follow me and live in the same state as me and we arent hanging out
Oh Mark Reynolds, I love you.